08 September, 2008

TNT-HD (Bones, 10-11 p.m.)

  1. Someone will break into the house, even if we buy a Brinks Home Security system.
  2. If HFC, honey and sugar are all safe in moderation, why does the corn refining industry need advertising to convince us that life is good with all natural, corn-based HFC?
  3. Am I healthy enough for sexual activity? Do I need to ask my doctor if I need a daily dose of Cialis?
  4. Someone thought that ad with Gates and Seinfeld was a good idea.
  5. Someone keeps hiring Billy Mays.
  6. Amway Global has sales of $6.8 billion a year and 2 million salespeople. If our math is right, that means the median salesperson makes $3,400 a year.

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